Place: The Whitehouse. Lionel is coming to the end of the final stage of the selection procedure for the position of Special Advisor to George W Bush |
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| Well finally Lionel, I'd like you to answer the following two multiple choice questions: Firstly: Is a tomato a) a fruit b) a bus or c) potato chips? | |
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| .........[very long pause] can I come back to that one later? | |
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| OK, the last question is: Is George Bush a) a fantastically clever and morally superior leader b) a dumb #&@! bent on world domination c) a ladee | |
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| I know that one, I know that one.......it's b isn't it?? | |
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| Lionel, you're in. Congratulations. | |
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