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 | Ha! Your best friend almost died and your dad has cancer and you're unemployed and you don't orgasm properly. Ha! |  |
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 | Wow, dude. That's sort of harsh. I wish you would talk about the real issue though. |  |
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 | Real issue? Like what? Like I'm jealous because you have more friends than me and you bought a house when you were 24 and are generally better at life, so I'm taking this opportunity to revel in feeling superior, as it's probably the only time during our relationship that's going to happen? |  |
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 | Umm... well, sort of. I guess. But, I was referring to last night, when... |  |
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 | Don't say it! |  |
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 | ...when I beat you at Scrabble. |  |
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