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cell phones by kronz on 06-18-2007
Hey, who is it? Fred? Yo, Fred. How are you doin'?... Oh, not that again. Listen, you connect the blue cable to the blue socket. How hard is that? ... Oh, come on. You know, you might as well become one of them Amish people. Heh heh. ... Alright, I'll see what I can do, man. *ring ring ring*
sh#t, I have another call coming. I'll get back to you in a second. *beep* Hello? John? What? You are f#*king kidding me. How many tickets? Three tickets? Lower box? Dude. Duuuude. f#*kin' A. That is f#*king great. Right there, huh? Just imagine seeing Barry Bonds up close... Hey, I have another call. I'll be there.
Hey, Fred. Listen, man, the connection's not too good here... ah, sh#t, I only have, like, two bars. And the battery's running out, and I'm standing next to some lobster guy with lobsters. I'll call you later, maybe at TGI Friday's? You know, they have the best popcorn shrimp. I am f#*king serious.
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