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Matt and Ghosty by PavelNovak on 06-18-2007
Do you know where I can find God?
Why?
I've lost my way. I need to see if he really exists. Maybe he can pull some strings for me. I have less than two weeks left to figure things out.
You're suffering from psychosis, Matt. God's as real as me and I hate to break it to you, but I'm as fake as Santa Claus and The Tooth Fairy.
How do I know you're not lying to me?
I'm in an atheist's branch of AA. It's the 12 steps without the religious undertones. One of the most important steps is to live within truth. I'm doing my best here, buddy. Don't drive me back to drinking with your bullsh#t.
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