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Energy Quest by PavelNovak on 06-14-2007
Thank you for meeting with me.
Matt, you have really f#*ked up this time. Everyone seems to be looking for you on the other side.
Yes, I know. I don't want to kill myself, but I'd really like to stop existing. I'm tired. Do you have any cocaine? A gram or two would do. I need the energy boost to keep going. Otherwise, I am likely to hide in bed until the eviction.
I only smoke weed these days. Maybe you should just drink a lot of coffee. I have a coupon for a free iced latte at Starbucks. You can have it.
Too much coffee makes me sleepy. Are you sure you don't have any cocaine? I promise you I'm not an addict.
Come with me. I know where we can get some.
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