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Il Padre in : Eternity by PigDadBear on 06-13-2007
I want to know if I'm going to be accepted into Heaven when I die....
Why not try it and find out once and for all?
..I need to be wrapped in Christ's love like a warm, fuzzy blanket...
.If it was up to me you'd be tied to a pole with a rabid cat glued to your face that had firecrackers jammed up its butt...
I hope He's nice. It would suck to spend eternity with someone that doesn't really like you very much.
Now you know how I feel... If I have to spend eternity in Heaven with you, I had better start drinking a lot more... Either that, or spiking heroin.
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