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| Why not try it and find out once and for all? | |
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| ..I need to be wrapped in Christ's love like a warm, fuzzy blanket... | |
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| .If it was up to me you'd be tied to a pole with a rabid cat glued to your face that had firecrackers jammed up its butt... | |
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| I hope He's nice. It would suck to spend eternity with someone that doesn't really like you very much. | |
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| Now you know how I feel... If I have to spend eternity in Heaven with you, I had better start drinking a lot more... Either that, or spiking heroin. | |
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