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Prayers for Matt by PavelNovak on 06-12-2007
Ma, I gotta go. The inter-faith prayer vigil for Brandstein's soul started like ten minutes ago.
Chris, we're going to be late. Matt Brandstein won't be saved without the collective powers of our prayers. Hurry the f#*k up!
Dear Lord, please save our holy brother from the grips of depression that has taken him away from our flock.
Xenu, please help Matt Brandstein find his way to an E-Meter. So that he may undergo the auditing he needs to become clear.
God, please! Answer my prayer to return Matt Brandstein safely and I promise to stop snorting cocaine. Honestly, I'm serious.
It's during these religious moments of silence when it dawns on me that the good book is a big bore, not to mention chalked full of clichés. People can't actually believe in this stuff!
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