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Il Padre in : Dream Date by PigDadBear on 06-12-2007
There's an invitation to a dinner with the Pope.. .. you want to go?
Can't you get a date?
.Oh, come on, please... all of the dates in my little black book are either dead or on life support.
Sorry. I have to stay at home that night and clean my toenails.
I'll even polish your tiara...
I'll go if you give me a thousand dollars, rent a Bentley and tell Vera Wang to design something simply devastating.... but you lay a hand on me and your dream date is SO over...
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