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 | Well, that's it, we're lost... it's not my fault... these sand dunes all look alike... |  |
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 | I never want to travel with you ever again... If it were left up to you, we would dehydrate and die from your inability to plan even the most simple outings. |  |
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 | I flunked out of the Vatican Boy Scouts because I didn't have a moral compass... |  |
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 | Stop worrying. Last week we felled you with a tranquilizer dart and tagged you with a GPS device. |  |
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 | That was thoughtful. |  |
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 | At least I prepared... hold on... open this thermos of martinis while I call on my cell phone to have them track you down via satellite... |  |
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