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Il Padre in : Do I look fat to you? by PigDadBear on 06-08-2007
O Great and Invisible Lord, why did you cause the plagues to beset the Pharoah?
He was making me mad.
Because he wouldn't let the Hebrew slaves leave Egypt?
No. Because I was having a bad hair day and besides, he worshiped a false god that was a hippopotamus. I didn't care for the implications, not at all. So I smote him good.
It's hard to compliment such a whimsical God when you can't see what they look like...
Well, now that I've lost twenty five hundred thousand pounds, no one will think Im pudgy. You don't think I look fat in this robe, do you??
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