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 | O Great and Invisible Lord, why did you cause the plagues to beset the Pharoah? | |
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| He was making me mad. | |
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| Because he wouldn't let the Hebrew slaves leave Egypt? | |
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| No. Because I was having a bad hair day and besides, he worshiped a false god that was a hippopotamus. I didn't care for the implications, not at all. So I smote him good. | |
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| It's hard to compliment such a whimsical God when you can't see what they look like... | |
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| Well, now that I've lost twenty five hundred thousand pounds, no one will think Im pudgy. You don't think I look fat in this robe, do you?? | |
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