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Il Padre in : Sunday Best by PigDadBear on 06-07-2007
Celeste, God has spoken to me about your drug problem. If you want to stay out of jail, well, we'll see you on Sunday.
Well, hell, you drink and drive.. I've seen you weaving down the street after Mass.
Kirby, the Lord informs me that you and your horse have more than just a 'special' bond. If you want to stay out of jail, well, we'll see you on Sunday.
People talk about where you put yer sidewinder, Padre. At least Trigger don't flapjaw 'bout it.
O Great Invisible Lord, thanks for the coaching, It seems to be paying off. We ought to break all the old records for attendance this coming Sunday.
I'm sending some reporters to do a cover story about your revitalized congregation, so you might not want to wear a dress under those robes that day. You know how papparazzi eats that up.
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