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 | Well, folks, the shuttle has returned to be refit for the second attempt to launch the Vatican satellite. and we're joined by Il Padre, the priest that was aboard the first failed mission. Padre, thanks for joining us. | |
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| Thank you, Bill. Nice to be here. | |
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| Padre, there are some tough questions that need to be answered... after all, it was American taxpayers footing the bill and it seems odd that no one realized that the payload bay was empty. Can you explain? | |
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| No, Bill, I have no idea why they did not load the satellite into the shuttle's payload bay. | |
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| What can you tell us about the mission? | |
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| Well, I can tell you that it's true what they say about your balls in space. Feels damn good once you stop vomiting in weightlessness, too. | |
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