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| Ladies and Gentlemen, we are eagerly awaiting launch of the shuttle with the first priest ever to go into orbit... | |
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| Our viewers will be interested in just why a priest would like to hop aboard a vehicle containing over five hundred thousand pounds of highly explosive rocket fuel... | |
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| To answer this question, we have a telephone interview with this mysterious priest...We take you live to the shuttle, where they're strapping in the crew... | |
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| No! Oh, God, please don't close the door! NOOOOO..... | |
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