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| God in His infinite wisdom compels me to tell you that your husband is cheating on you... with your best friend... No, wait, you're best friend's HUSBAND, that was it... | |
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| WHAT? | |
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| That's not all... you must bring your son to the top of the mountain and sacrifice him. It seems he is too evil to remain in the realm of the living. | |
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| WHY? | |
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| Don't ask me, I'm just delivering the message.. . for Christ's sake, ask him yourself. | |
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| But I had a nail appointment at three o'clock... can we reschedule? Tuesday at five-thirty is good for me... | |
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