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 | So I said to her, are you kidding, we can't afford for you to waste copy paper on piles of crap like this.... I fired her right then and there! |  |
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 | Oh, God. Here goes... |  |
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 | Marge fired Tammy. We're going to have to get someone to stand at the xerox machine for twelve hours to print our new annual report. |  |
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 | But we need someone that we can distract so they don't see that we're thieving liars... offer them something they can't refuse. |  |
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 | You need help printing the report? I'm available. |  |
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 | Good. I've got three snicker bars, some chinese food and fifteen condoms... Let's get busy. |  |
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