| Meanwhile, Guy Brock retreated to his secret headquarters (a.k.a the Economics wing of the Princeton Library...where no one ever sets foot!) in order to assume his superhero alter-ego...Guybrarian! Though it always takes him a while to cross the moat, as he can't swim and is allergic to most river algae. |
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| All-the-while, Dewey fielded many questions about the stolen archives. |
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| So,what exactly are the Humanities, Ms. Decimal? And why are they important in this day and age where one can find anything they need on the internet? | |
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| The Humanities, Chet, are the essence of human experience. They are the annals of our existence; they expression of raw emotion. Without them, we no longer know our past! | |
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| Wha??? Eh, I'll just look it up on Wikipedia. | |
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| If only Guy, or for that matter Guybrarian, were here to field these questions! | |
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