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 | I told you, I don't know where Bill is...He is probably still faking his suicide. He told me he was gonna jump, and of course, you know Bill, I didn't believe him. | |
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| Oh my god Paul...look at CNN news... | |
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| Behind me we have the golden gate bridge, where a man has recently plummeted to his demise. CSI reports determined that this man's jackass friend gave him tough love, and told him to jump of the bridge in a somewhat playful manner. | |
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| Actually, my co-anchor has been huffing hasheesh, and there was actually just a note around the jumpers neck, any jerk with a brain cell would know that CSI reports are not that accurate...jackass. | |
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| What do you have to say for yourself Paul? Your going to be in big trouble. | |
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| I...I...aww f#*k. | |
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