| Now first we have to get this right! Here we have a policeman, some bunny which has been eating all the veg at this posh party is getting a fine of $500! He does'nt like it... |
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| SNIFF SNIFF, MMM HUMAN FLESH..... | |
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| And here we have, at the other side of the world, a policewoman catching a buissness dog in a suit, caught trying to chew on his owners arm and attemtpting to eat it |
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| Okay you, stop the chewing and lets get this straight, thats over ten thousand for the damage and five thousand for the spit so, about ten thousand five hundred for the mess! Ahem, the money! | |
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| SNIFF SNIFF, HUMAN FLESH, MUST EAT!!! | |
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| In France, they are having the same problem, flesh eating suit-loving mammals attacking humans. A news reporter is covering this dreadful story. |
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| This is Ching Chong the Chinaman reporting for French Pie in the sky! Todays main story, Flesh eating Mammals in suits attack stray police, why, dont ask me please cause I havn't a bloody clue! | |
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