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Late by ThatGuy on 05-25-2007
Some Lovely Beach, Somewhere. I don't really know where. Use your damn imagination you lazy sod!
This was such an amazing holiday. It's a shame we have to leave tomorrow.
Yep, sure is. Listen, I have some stuff to do before we leave tomorrow so I'll meet you at the airport
Outside the Airport. Which looks suspiciously similiar to the beach.
Sorry I'm late, you wouldn't believe what happened to me on the way here!
Your mood ring was a dark shade of blue which annoyed you slightly because it didn’t go with your lime green shirt, thus moving Saturn in a very uncomfortable position behind Uranus (tee hee) during the solar eclipse just when species from "a galaxy far far away" (Star Wars - Don’t want to get sued so I quoted and footnoted, even though its not really a footnote)were trying to contact earth, but the solar eclipse got in the way and one of the species who had a row with his wife about the stain on the new carpet got even grumpier than he was at the start of his shift, which he co-pilot noticed, so left out the silly jokes for the day,...yeah so he kicked a lever which fired the TLB, which is the Transformer Laser Beam, which was stuck on sheep...and as you were in your garden frolicking around with the daisy's squirrels and red breasted robins (tee hee), it hit you, and so you got turned into a sheep?
Still at the Airport
No, I left my suitcase in the taxi.
Oh.
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