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The Ambiguous Jew III by C45HM0N3Y on 05-25-2007
at the oval office in the whitehouse
mr president, so good to see you. you see, all these people on the streets mistake me for a jew and i was wondering if you could prove them wrong.
oh, hello mr seinfeld! so nice to see a fellow jew up here every once in a while. all i ever see around the whitehouse are crackers, nigs, and beaners.
the frustration continues
WTF IM NOT A f#*kING JEW YOU STUPID CRACKER AND YOURE NOT A JEW EITHER WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IM NOT JERRY SEINFELD!
oh im sorry, mr einstein. I can barely tell you jews apart from eachother. wel, i've got lots of presidential business to worry about. in fact im thinking about naming a new centagogue after you for your mathematical accomplishments.
later that day, at a bar mitzvah
wtf... im not jew.. why does everyone think im jew.. im not a jew. this is rediculous.. not even the president can help me with my plight. *eats a jew treat* why must fate be so cruel?
dont worry, mr einstein. hang out with me and we'll have a GREEEEEEEEEEEEEAT time. *gets hit with draedel and dies immediately*
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