Guy Brock was forced to retreat to the Hamptons to think over how best to battle his most nefarious foe: Lady Reporter! |
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| Usually a mauve-hued drink and a quiet evening along Lake Literati is enough of a muse for me...but I must confess that I am befuddled by the reappearance of Lady Reporter! What would Pynchon do? | |
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Thus, he found it necessary to travel to our great nation's capital to seek assistance from his long-time friend and sometimes sidekick, Audio Alphonse. |
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| Alphonse! Will you stop thinking about your imaginary soul records, put down those lobsters, and listen to me for a minute!?! Lady Reporter is back and threatening to compromise the timeless sanctity of the library! | |
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| Damn! That be some cold sh#t, Brock-O! Wait! I've got me a sweet-ass idea! | |
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| Uh, Alphonse? What are we doing here? | |
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| Hell, I dunno, Skrilla, but that rocket is hella tight! | |
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