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| My son, I am reading the Holy Bible, the infaillible Word of God. I use it as a guideline for my faith and how I should live my life doing the deeds of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. | |
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| What are you reading, my son? | |
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| Hustler. I use it for masturbation. And lemme tell ya, they draw some of the biggest titties in those cartoons... oh, and the Bible is lying, Jesus was a raptor. | |
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