Once upon a time a fag named Mike Porter was about to get de-faggerized...or so he thought |
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 | The power of Christ compels you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |  |
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 | Uh-oh I hope I'm de-faggerized before Tuesday! |  |
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Well unfortunatly Mike Porter was such a fag a friend of Donnie's (Ricky) ordered Mike to get on a rocket ship to the moon! |
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 | Get on you fag! |  |
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 | Seeing as though I'm a wimp I have no choice but to go on. |  |
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Mike Porter was never seen again and was eventually eaten by a deranged Salesman named Gu-stafah |
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 | Oh well.... |  |
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 | Hello.....Michael |  |
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