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What's In The News Today? by T_Emery_Lolsworth on 05-22-2007
Oh God there's nothing to talk about again, oh f#*king f#*ksh#t
Well let's look at the news. "Senior judges fail to reach a deal with the Lord Chancellor over the creation of a new Ministry of Justice." Okay f#*k that sh#t
"The introduction of Home Information Packs is to be delayed until August, Ruth Kelly tells MPs." Oh Jesus Christ
"The Russian accused in the UK of murdering Alexander Litvinenko says the charges are politically motivated." Not really, someone must have killed him, and that someone is probably Russian. Shut the f#*k up. Next.
"Conservative leader David Cameron has warned that the row over grammar schools was a "key test" of whether the party was fit for government." f#*k OFF f#*k OFF f#*k OFF
" Home Office gives video iPods to officials to boost leadership." What the f#*k? And I don't get one despite being about fifty times better for the human race?
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