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 | I found your diary Susan. I didn't mean to read it, but it was there and...I couldn't help it. IS THIS STUFF TRUE???? | |
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| sh#t, how do I get out of this? | |
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| No, no Michael darling you've got it ALL wrong...that's not MY diary....it's erm...my Mom's. Yes, that's it - she left it here when she came to stay. | |
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| Your 90 year old mother wrote, underApril 5th this year "Simon is SO much better in bed than Michael and has a much bigger and more masterful c#ck" | |
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| Yes, she has a new boyfriend, erm Simon. We had been comparing the two of you. See, it's all OK | |
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