| TONIGHT ON CHANNEL2's ACTION NEWS at 5:30! |
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 | Tonight we're PLEASED to bring you a very special interview with our own Rebecca DeJesus who is RIGHT NOW downtown, outside the Pahlak Paneer Courthouse speaking with a very high-profile new professional in town. | |
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| Tonight we're PL | |
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| Wow, sir, this is QUITE AN HONOR for me to be here with you this evening. How did it feel to first off, be like, the GOD of fried chicken, and then dead, and then ...pass the bar exam? You've come a long way, baby! | |
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| LIsten b#tch, my name is Orville Redenbacher, and I am all set to win my case proving it IS INDEED SAFE to tan inside the Jumbotronix Hollywood Safe-T-Popper I (by the way) invented and am retailing! | |
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| Wow...I....wow. | |
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| Come closer and we'll, ah , talk about the, ah , "first thing that pops up", Becky. | |
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