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Rough Day At the Orifice by anarchivist on 05-19-2007
The Workday After Halloween
HEY! BABY! It's me, StanleyMertz! Remember when we met last weekend at the Spooky Bang?
Um, yeah. Hi.
At the Halloween Bang
So, uh, do you know that song "Release the Bats"? I know all the words. Now watch me dance!
Oh, Stanley, you are so out of control like Dave Coulier. Come bend me over and assault my rear in the handicapped stall downstairs.
So, uh, yeah. I have a question. Are you really handicapped? I mean, um, is it contagious?
Oh, sh#t. This is the guy they tried to warn me about last time.
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