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 | HEY! BABY! It's me, StanleyMertz! Remember when we met last weekend at the Spooky Bang? |  |
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 | Um, yeah. Hi. |  |
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 | So, uh, do you know that song "Release the Bats"? I know all the words. Now watch me dance! |  |
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 | Oh, Stanley, you are so out of control like Dave Coulier. Come bend me over and assault my rear in the handicapped stall downstairs. |  |
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 | So, uh, yeah. I have a question. Are you really handicapped? I mean, um, is it contagious? |  |
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 | Oh, sh#t. This is the guy they tried to warn me about last time. |  |
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