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Western Romance by cassano on 05-17-2007
Tritt "Gritty" Cattleheart had lain with Alberta Dustholme only once before. In a horse's trough. As the sun was settin' across the mesa, Alberta seemed even prettier than usual.
You look a mite prettier than a plate fulla hash browns Miss Alberta.
The dustcake on Alberta's cheeks crinkled in a fanciful smile. She was reminded of a fond memory.
I still remember how you pulled all the burrs out of my hair! You were the only one who loved me!
Tritt then blurted out what had been on his mind for three dry and sleepless weeks.
The last time we laid together you got my flagstick so hard a cat couldn't scratch it!
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