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How it is today.... by laynbak on 05-15-2007
Radical Christians around the country reacted to the shocking news....
Have you heard that Rev. Jerry Falwell died today?
Yes. I'm so sad about it. I'm sure some abortionists or gays did this horrible thing to our leader, Jerry Falwell. We should gather them all up and stone them.
And in San Francisco....
I wish I could say I was upset but I'd be breaking a commandment - LYING. Sorry for his wife and kids is all I can say.
And (possibly) in Heaven....
Why wouldst thou not listen to me? Know ye not that ye were responsible for many of my children turning away from me?
Lord. Now I know and am truly sorry for the hurt I caused to many.
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