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Jerry Falwell is Dead by T_Emery_Lolsworth on 05-15-2007
So. Farewell then, Jerry Falwell.
"I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'" That was your catchphrase.
"He is purple - the gay-pride colour; and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay-pride symbol."That was another. So f#*k you anyway.
Not that we like to speak ill of the dead, But screw it, we gave the f#*ker a black border, and that was going above and beyond
Right now God is getting so much off his chest. "NO GODDAMMIT YOU NEVER LISTENED TO ME WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE, YOU BETTER LISTEN NOW MOTHERf#*kER"
Talking of which, let's all raise a glass of Campari and soda to his memory.
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