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| I've discovered a way to travel ever-so slowly into the future. | |
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| How so? | |
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| When I put the TV on mute and the captions are on, I can read what is going to be said and done before it actually happens. I essentially travel into the future for just a few seconds. | |
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| I'm sure there's a logical answer for this. Perhaps it has something to do with sound waves versus light waves. | |
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| Why must you ruin my carefree and wonderful experiences? | |
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| I blame it all on wikipedia. | |
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