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marriage by OCDmunkey on 05-14-2007
I met this girl that really likes me, and I was thinking about marrying her.
Congratulations, my son. Marriage is a wonderful lifetime committ-
Whoa - lifetime? I was just thinking about a month or so. I can only keep my act together for six weeks at the most. I'm not really good at it either. See, this'll be my third marriage and -
Marriage is not an institute to be entered to lightly, my son. It's designed to be an illustration of God's love for us, a reflection of His unending love, faithfulness, and -
Whoa - why bother actually bringing God into this?
He'll be the only one that'll have mercy on your sorry ass after you screw this up, boy.
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