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church of the latter day red bull by Artisan on 05-11-2007
According to the Idiot's Guide to the Book of Mormons, you won't be able to drink caffeine, if you join our cult - I mean religion.
I'm fine with the tobacco, the alcohol I can hide, the caffeine though... I just get so obviously wired. And I need my caffeine like a sloppy joe sandwich really needs a pita or be involved in some sort of pita wrap.
Caffeine schmaffeine. So we good to go?
uhhhh... yeah sign me up. What the hey! No, I need my coffee! right now in fact.
We could ween you off caffeine with red bull, it has more B Vitamins, than caffeine. From red bull, you can move on to a light green tea, then decaf tea, and then hey, you're a mormon.
How many wives do I get? We could make this work.
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