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| According to the Idiot's Guide to the Book of Mormons, you won't be able to drink caffeine, if you join our cult - I mean religion. | |
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| I'm fine with the tobacco, the alcohol I can hide, the caffeine though... I just get so obviously wired. And I need my caffeine like a sloppy joe sandwich really needs a pita or be involved in some sort of pita wrap. | |
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| Caffeine schmaffeine. So we good to go? | |
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| uhhhh... yeah sign me up. What the hey! No, I need my coffee! right now in fact. | |
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| We could ween you off caffeine with red bull, it has more B Vitamins, than caffeine. From red bull, you can move on to a light green tea, then decaf tea, and then hey, you're a mormon. | |
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| How many wives do I get? We could make this work. | |
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