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More Sport Because I Despise You So Much by T_Emery_Lolsworth on 05-09-2007
So we forgot to mention earlier, John Higgins won the snooker
We find this interesting primarily because, and purely by chance, we mentioned him in the earlier strip about snooker
Specifically we concocted an hilarious scenario whereby famously unbalanced star of the game Ronnie O' Sullivan brutally murdered him
Higgins won the match and then the tournament. Which got us thinking, maybe if we casually mention the horrific death of a sportsman or team, we're actually somehow generating good luck
With that in mind, we'd like to bring up the following scenarios: Liverpool being gunned down by Paolo Maldini wielding an AK-47; England's rugby players being decapitated by the South Africans...
...that one might actually happen. Oh, and Christiano Ronaldo being perfectly safe, happy and content for the rest of his playing career.
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