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 | So we forgot to mention earlier, John Higgins won the snooker |  |
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 | We find this interesting primarily because, and purely by chance, we mentioned him in the earlier strip about snooker |  |
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 | Specifically we concocted an hilarious scenario whereby famously unbalanced star of the game Ronnie O' Sullivan brutally murdered him |  |
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 | Higgins won the match and then the tournament. Which got us thinking, maybe if we casually mention the horrific death of a sportsman or team, we're actually somehow generating good luck |  |
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 | With that in mind, we'd like to bring up the following scenarios: Liverpool being gunned down by Paolo Maldini wielding an AK-47; England's rugby players being decapitated by the South Africans... |  |
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 | ...that one might actually happen. Oh, and Christiano Ronaldo being perfectly safe, happy and content for the rest of his playing career. |  |
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