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Someone Asked Me to Make A Strip About Snooker and I Hate You All Enough to Do It by T_Emery_Lolsworth on 05-01-2007
So the World Championship of Snooker is going on AS WE SPEAK
We're not especially interested in snooker, but it's a perfectly good game, and besides, Bill Hicks had a routine about it and that legitimises it completely and utterly.
Cursory inspection of the goings on reveal that jaundiced potato faced Welshman Matthew Stevens is beating some bloke called Sean Murphy who is not Irish
And Ronnie O'Sullivan hasn't done anything disturbing like snap his cue in half and use it to cut John Higgins' throat before smearing himself in his blood and doing a war dance on the baize, so that's alright
Interesting fact: T. Emery Lolsworth looks somewhat like Ronnie O'Sullivan (with a beard), although he is less of a crazyman
Also unlike Ronnie he doesn't have a huge amount of people who genuinely believe he should be punished in some way for his mental illness, as if he's just suffering from bipolar disorder to annoy snooker fans
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