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 | So the World Championship of Snooker is going on AS WE SPEAK | |
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| We're not especially interested in snooker, but it's a perfectly good game, and besides, Bill Hicks had a routine about it and that legitimises it completely and utterly. | |
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| Cursory inspection of the goings on reveal that jaundiced potato faced Welshman Matthew Stevens is beating some bloke called Sean Murphy who is not Irish | |
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| And Ronnie O'Sullivan hasn't done anything disturbing like snap his cue in half and use it to cut John Higgins' throat before smearing himself in his blood and doing a war dance on the baize, so that's alright | |
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| Interesting fact: T. Emery Lolsworth looks somewhat like Ronnie O'Sullivan (with a beard), although he is less of a crazyman | |
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| Also unlike Ronnie he doesn't have a huge amount of people who genuinely believe he should be punished in some way for his mental illness, as if he's just suffering from bipolar disorder to annoy snooker fans | |
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