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 | Holy sh#t they've discovered a planet that might have intelligent life on it |  |
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 | This is the most brilliant thing ever |  |
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 | It's half as big again as Earth, so the gravity's a bit tougher, which apparently means that we'll have a planet of short squat rugby players |  |
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 | THE DAY GARETH CHILCOTT STOOD STILL |  |
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 | The best thing about the story, though is that if they're aware of us, it'll be from radio signals from 1987 |  |
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 | We expect an intergalactic relief package for Hurricane Gilbert any day now. Sevenoaks welcomes the aliens! |  |
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