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| We're going to loose one of our biggest clients. I need you to write a sniveling, butt-licking letter to them and tell them how sorry we are for screwing-up their account. | |
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| . . .me?. . .why do I always have to write the sniveling, butt-licking letters?. . . | |
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| Well, I have a management strategy that I have refined through years of experience. . . | |
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| . . .what "strategy"?? | |
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| . . .I always assign projects based on character and capability. . . | |
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| . . .so that's why I have to wear a suit when I clean the executive washroom. . . | |
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