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 | Jane? I've known you for a long time, I've worked with you for 12 years, I was bridesmaid at your Wedding and I'm Godmother to your first born Geoffrey Tarquin Jnr | |
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| It has been many many years Norma, doesn't time just fly by? | |
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| Doesn't it just. My point is......I feel like I can ask you anything...... Y'know, even about personal stuff? | |
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| God, Norma, of course you can. Good heavens what's the matter? | |
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| Well.... have you seen these adverts on TV recently for these pills for constipation and bloated stomachs and what-not? Do you think they work? It's just I've got a turtle head that could choke a donkey, and every time i try and shift it, it feels like i'm gonna give birth to a baby Marlin.... what should i do Jane? What SHOULD i do? | |
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| Filthy C@nt | |
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