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Texas Tours Paris by dmcmullin on 04-19-2007
Hokay, Millions of years ago when dinosaurs roamed the earth, ancient man built this here T.V. tower. . .
DAMMIT !! I thought you spent last night in your hotel researching the sights we were going to see here in Paris !! This explanation is more convoluted and fraught with errors than your Stonehedge speech.
Nah, I was out lookin' for some place to eat dinner. You know ya just can't find a good bowl of campfire chilli in this town. . .
Of course not, you IDIOT !! This is Paris, France. This town has some of best cuisine in the world !!
. . . so whata these "cuisines" taste like??
God, I feel SO STUPID for even standing near him !!
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