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Texas Tours by dmcmullin on 04-19-2007
Just looky here, millions of years ago when dinosaurs roamed the earth ancient man put these rocks here with the hep of space aliens.
Wait a minute !! This is "Stonehedge". Archaeologists think that the standing stones were erected between 2500 BC and 2000 BC. . .no dinosaurs, no "millions" of years and certainly no space aliens!
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If your going to present yourself as a expert tour guide, you should do some homework and get your facts straight !!
Well, Bein' from Texas I DO know about "space aliens". . . They sneak across the border all the time and take up all the space in the pool in my apartment complex!!
I should have known better than to book my European vacation through "Jake's Lone Star Tours and Calf Ropin' School".
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