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 | Hey Bob, I've come up with a new way to explain how much I hate you. It takes the form of a letter. |  |
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 | Dear Mr.Franklin, it has recently come to my attention that you are in possession of an item which I find offensive and in breaching of the human rights when I look upon it. |  |
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 | I would like to arrange the date of removal for said item (known to you as "your face") from my immediate vicinity and/or eye line at the earliest possible convenient moment. Thank you, yours insincerely, Steve. |  |
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