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Painful Horsefly by forensicgeek on 04-16-2007
Based on a true story...
My hours were cut at work today... again. I don't know how I'm going to pay my insurance. The there's that doctor's appointment about my right nipple leaking...
Well, just you remember to save for that lawsuit I'm filing against you for slandering my name online.
But... I work minimum wage! My average weekly paycheck is 86 dollars! Don't you think that's a bit harsh just because I called you an "incomprehensible douchebag" on DeviantArt?
Do the crime, pay the fine missy.
Well, I suppose I could auction off my grandma...
That's the spirit!
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