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| . . . on tonight's news we'll be talking with someone who has undergone "toon intervention" and was totally cured of this horribly debilitating social affliction. Sir, when did you enter the program. | |
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| Excuse me, this is a setup. . . I was told that you wanted to talk about the new mixed drinks I've invented. . . | |
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| No Sir, sometimes my producer tells the guest something that is entirely false just so we can get them on-air and make a fool of them. . . So, our viewers would like to know how long it took you to get cured? | |
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| "Get Cured"? | |
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| Yes Sir, how long and was it emotionally painful. . . like did you encounter bouts of bed-wetting. . . just tell our viewers everything. . . | |
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| Listen You News Whore! If I'm cured then why the hell are these dialogue bubbles hanging over our heads!! | |
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