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Patrick and Andy sitting in a tree. . . . by KewpieHead on 04-14-2007
They meet. . . .
So do you come here often???
No, not really. Ya see I am a douchebag and I was coming here to beg my ex-girlfriend for forgiveness again, so that she won't send me to Hell, turn me into a chick, cut me up into 52 pieces and feed me to my friends or anyother type of Voodoo. . .What about you!
OMG!!!!!!
AW GAWD!!! I came here to beg Kewpie for forgiveness and then plan on secretly keep on dating other women and text harass her forever and ever until she gives in and becomes my bride!!
Kewpie!! Kewpie Head, that's my ex's friend. I so wanted to do a 3 some with them!! Aaaahhh, yeah, I'm a douchebag.
They deserve each other!!!!
Well your pretty cute for a douchebag. Wanna come over to my place. I have a sleeping bag and a lamp!! Oh and I am a total scumbag!!!
Sure, Why the hell not!!! I'll try anything once!! PARTY TIME!!!
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