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When In Rome by Notorious on 04-11-2007
At the office party, Dave propositions every woman he sees one-by-one using the same line. Ironically, he is told to go to the same place by all of them...
Hi, I'm Dave. I work in accounting. Will you suck my dick?
Go to hell.
A few weeks later, Dave sees a doctor.
Well, Dave, it seems your erectile dysfunction may, in fact, be fatal. You have a month to live, at best.
I'll see you in hell.
A month later...
I have a question to ask you, and the answer I usually get isn't going to work anymore. So, will you suck my dick?
Go to... dammit!
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