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| hello america, i'm tim reynolds and i'm coming from you live from lake susan in columbus, ohio, where a great tragedy has taken place.... | |
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| are you going to tell them the real story tim? | |
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| earlier today, a dog named spotty perished in the lake behind me, he was trying to catch a duck. | |
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| tell them that i am really the dead dog reincarnated filming this broadcast, do it, tell them. | |
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| if only i had the heart to tell him that i am the duck he was trying to catch when he died reincarnated as a newscaster named tim. | |
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