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| HEY ! I saw you drop my taco on the ground, then pick it up, wipe it off and put it back on the tray. What gives you the right to do that??? | |
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| The five-second rule, sir. | |
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| . . . five-second rule?? | |
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| Any taco dropped and then picked-up within five-seconds is good to go. | |
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| What if I had ordered a steak?? | |
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| Steaks invoke the ten-second rule, sir. | |
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