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 | This story is entitled "Rick Banyon, Man of the Mountains." | |
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| Rick Banyon was a man of the mountains. He was not always a man of the mountains, however. He used to be a business man. One day he grew tired of mergers and paychecks and moved to the mountains were he could persue a life of mountainly leisure. | |
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| Rick's favorite activity was killing mountain lions. He would rip out their throats with his teeth and drink of their still hot blood as it spurted out furtively through the gaping wound Rick had inflicted. | |
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