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 | ...and now we go back to Tom, who is actually experiencing the hurricane first hand! Tom! Are you There?! |  |
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 | Yes, I am, and let me tell you, it's not easy holding on with this wind kicking up! It's like being in a tornado! Thankfully, people around here have learned their lesson from Katrina, and everyone has left except for me! |  |
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 | Why am I still here, you ask? Well, because I'm a Journalist, and as you may or may not know, Journalists are the craziest most ignorant bunch of arrogant jerks on the face of the--HOsh#t A FLYING COMPUT-- |  |
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 | Tom! Tom, are you still there!! We're sorry, ladies and gentlemen, apparently we're having technical difficulties! |  |
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