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News Goobers by dmcmullin on 04-06-2007
Mr. President, please tell our listeners about your timetable to withdraw from Iraq.
Damnit Kate, I keep telling you news goobers that I won't support any timetable for withdrawal from Iraq.
. . . I'm going to tell Matt Lauer that you called him a "goober".
So what! I got more than that on good olde Matt.
Oh, tell me, I promise to keep the source confidential.
Last time he was here interviewing me, I pretended to get real mad and I yelled at him. He wet himself sooo bad that he stained to oval office carpet so we had to put down the rug with the Great Seal on it. Here let me show ya.
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